heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals
"so do you have a boyfriend?"
I begin to sweat, fumbling. I’m trying to shove them back into my pockets but it’s too late. thousands upon thousands of pictures of godzilla spill from my hands and into the floor, covered in kiss marks. there are so many.
Fucking Frez if you don’t see this… !!!
When you stay up all night and realize its morning
so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts
turns out she bred a male counterpart for her female (in a love ball no less), trained him up to level 100, nicknamed him, and sent him to me.
IF THIS ISN’T LOVE THEN WHAT IS
This is hacked. It isnt Kalos born and you cant breed down pokeballs in earlier gens. Plus Luvdisc is 80% female or something like that too…. What i’m tryna say is that that bitch lyin to you and if she lie about some pokemon who know what else she lyin bout homeboy you bettah check ya woman
internet arguments more like
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
what the fuck is the last 1%
The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them